Our latest dead celebrity was famous for his rap, drug dealing, support of ‘Desert Storm’ and copying Freddie Mercury by dying of AIDS, but he’s got a different kind of message for all his homies this time.
Famous rapper Eazy-E, co-founder of Ruthless Records and member of the NWA, was excited to tell us about a new product that had excited him. Eazy said, “I got me one of these new Solar Backpacks, so fuck the batteries, dog! It’s even got space inside for my glock and my ho’s are seriously all over its slick looks! People ask me, ‘Gangster, gangster, where’d you find a bitchin’ pack with solar batteries like this and what does it do?’ and I jus tell ’em it’s from Chinavasion baby and it’s got integrated speakers and emergency power so I can hide out from drive-by’s for days if needs be!”
His final gambit was, “I have seven children by six different mothers. Maybe success was too good to me. I love all my kids and always took care of them. That’s why I’m recommending that y’all buy your kids one of these new backpacks with Solar Batteries!”
Thanks Eazy, and don’t forget – Niggaz4life homes!
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