The Peoples’ Princess took time to speak with us about the merits of a very handy little gadget. No, not the seatbelt (although the merits of these is well-documented), but the Breathalyser Key Chain from China wholesale kings Chinavasion.
“If only Henry had used one of these lovely little gadgets,” she said, “then perhaps my evening out wouldn’t have ended so badly.” She added, “In fact, these key chains are so cheap that I could give on to every member of my household to make sure that future journeys are safe!”
So there you have it, the Breathalyzer Keychain Car Gadget – Flashlight + Stopwatch, as endorsed by the Princess of Wales. Suitable for your own prince or princess, or perhaps your chauffeur who likes a tipple while waiting around.
With that the Lady Di turned and started into the white light. Now, where’s that seatbelt? There’s a tunnel coming up…
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